Coming Through the Rye ~ Link Worshiper

<> Author's Note (a.k.a. 'the Rant') <> These little ficlets are becoming a way of life for me (not that it's new or anything). Anything to keep my mind piqued, I suppose. Letās just say this story got way out of hand. I'll make this disclaimer short for once (yeah right). The pairing's a 1x2x1, as would be typical of obsessive little old me, which means (you guessed it) YAOI!!! There's a tad of 1+OC, but don't worry about it. Just give this all a chance and keep reading. The dynamic Duo will show up eventually! Iām sorry that all I have to present is yet another song-ridden fic (and that lousy pun), but I think weāve been over my worship of music and my retarded sense of humour before. Know that this monster is chock loaded with sap, angst, a broken, dead and whipped Heero, a touch of OOC, and a drop or two of lime (hehe), so be wary. And sorry if this is a little weird, but it's the product of writing at the ungodly hours of the morning and mindless daydreaming/writing during class (goddamned English/Latin teacher). Song credit goes to everyone who I ripped off with kudos; GW goes to Sunrise etc. with kudos x1000. So much for a short disclaimer. Oh well, enjoy.

[[PS]] Sorry to JD Salinger for stealing pieces of his excellent masterpiece The Catcher in the Rye, easily one of my favourite books of all time. Mistake ever making me read that, heh. Quotes from that book are in the pretty braces that look like this _ {Omae o korosu· grrrrr!!!} There might also be some references to the book that you wouldnāt get unless youāve read it, and for that, Iām so sorry! If you havenāt read it, Iām ordering you to right now, nevermind my fanfic! Holdenās like Heero and Duo, except one person, I swear, which is exactly like me, frightening thought as that may be, hehe.

Part I ~ Superman's Dead

Part II ~ If A Body Meet A Body

Part III ~ Cat Among the Pigeons

Part IV ~ Who Wrote Holden Caulfield?

Part V ~ Diamonds Are Forever

Part VI ~ From Maxwell, With Love

Part VII ~ For Your Eyes Only

Part VIII ~ The Spy Who Loved Me

Part IX ~ The Music and the Mirror

Part X ~ Honestly

Part XI ~ Sparkling Cyanide

Part XII ~ If A Body Catch A Body

Part XIII ~ The Man Who Sold the World

Part XIV ~ On Her Majesty's Secret Service

Part XV ~ You Only Live Twice

Part XVI ~ Towards Zero

Part XVII ~ Death Comes as the End

Part XVIII ~ Fighting Mad

Part XIX ~ Live and Let Die

Part XX ~ Thrilling Cities