Smells Like Teen Spirit ~ Link Worshiper

//Author’s Mumble// This is getting sick, all these ideas. In any case, I got this idea at the 2003 Men’s NCAA lax championships this year and it just kind of mutated (Hurrah, UVA won!). I think it might be interesting, if you guys aren’t sick of the whole school schtick yet. But wait! There’s more! Just think of it as the result of too many comic books… Evil snigger! And finally a story I was able to put 3x4 in! Yes!
Anyway, Duo’s a lot like me in this, as I used to hate lax like poison because my dad’s obsessed (and believe me that if you heard about lacrosse every other word, you’d be sick of it too). Don’t get me wrong, while I’ve come to terms with the fun of boys’ lax, I still think girl’s lacrosse is a retarded joke though…. Don’t worry; it’ll be a little lighter than Coming Through the Rye. At last, I’ve got this concise disclaimer thing down… or not….


Warnings: Yaoi (1x2/main, 3x4/big chunks of, especially at the beginning), Yuri (D+R), 5+M+5 (he’ll get there… eventually), 6+9+6, slight, probably imagined 13+11+13, AU (their nameless hometown is based on various California beaches with a dash of my own Dewy Beach in Delaware and Maryland’s Ocean City), X-Men rip-off-sort-of-not-really, general craziness, (really) naughty language (‘cause I have a dirty mouth and I pretty much write like I think ^^), bitchy Relena, bastardized Catherine and Solo, maybe a lime or two… ^__^

What’s Mine: the story… more or less….
What’s Not: Gundam Wing, song lyrics, maybe a quote here and there and some of the the chapter titles, as well as the whole thing’s name, which is a Nirvana song... of course... ^^
Summary (sort of): Duo’s not like other kids. He’s a punk, a mechanic and a thespian with a special secret talent. But all in all, things are pretty good for Duo… until a little trouble lands him as the manager of the lax team. Enter newfound rival Heero Yuy, body of a god, personality from hell….


…Here goes….


~ 1/ Sympathy for the Devil

~ 2/ (I Can't Get No) Satisfaction

~ 3/ Hello, I Love You

~ 4/ Come As You Are

~ 5/ My Generation

~ 6/ Sticky Fingers

~ 7/ Are You Experienced?

~ 8/ Good Times, Bad Times

~ 9/ Pinball Wizard

~ 10/ Sittin' on a Fence

~ 11/ Friend of the Devil

~ 12/ Saturday Night's Alright For Fighting

~ 13/ Nevermind

~ 14/ Here Is No Why

~ 15/ Rainy Day, Dream Away [lime]

~ 16/ Fuck You (An Ode to No One)

~ 17/ I Like to Lead When I Dance

~ 18/ Still Rainin', Still Dreamin' [lime-ish]

~ 19/ What Is and What Should Never Be

~ 20/ Street Fightin' Man

~ 21/ Moon, Turn the Tides... gently, gently away

~ 22/ Sleeping With the Television On

~ 23/ Nowhere Man

~ 24/ Cupid de Locke

~ 25/ Under My Thumb

~ 26/ Behind Blue Eyes

~ 27/ Getting Better

~ 28/ Scenes From an Italian Restaurant

~ 29/ Mellowship Slinky in B Major

~ 30/ Start Me Up

~ 31/ Happiness is a Warm Gun

~ 32/ Big Man on Mulberry Street

~ 33/ Serve the Servants

~ 34/ Get Up, Stand Up

~ 35/ With A Little Help From My Friends

~ 36/ Take It Easy

~ 37/ I Dig A Pony

~ 38/ It's Only Rock 'n' Roll (But I Like It)

~ 39/ And the Gods Made Love [lemon]

~ 40/ Where Boys Fear to Tread

~ 41/ While My Guitar Gently Weeps

~ 42/ Heart-Shaped Box

~ 43/ Goodnight Moon

~ 44/ Honky Tonk Women

~ 45/ No Woman, No Cry

~ 46/ Muzzle

~ 47/ Been Down So Long

~ 48/ Golden Slumbers

~ 49/ The Burning of the Midnight Lamp

~ 50/ Paint it Black

~ 51/ Galapagos [lemon]

~ 52/ Dazed and Confused

~ 53/ The Righteous and the Wicked

~ 54/ Voodoo Child

~ 55/ Don't Fear the Reaper

~ 56/ We Are the Champions